'I find lentils completely incomprehensible!'

arkenstoners:

the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with

[Returns to side-eyeing Europe and thinking about the possibly coming referendum as to whether to stay in the European Union or not]

morichinni:

In Eurovision, every one’s a traitor. 

God Denmark put on some shoes.

TWO POINTS FROM SWITZERLAND.

OH GOD YOU’RE PERFECTION.

cerseillannisters:

No points for Germany from Greece.

Angela Merkel shakes her head and presses the detonate button on Greece’s economy. Antonis Samaras starts to cry and strangles himself with the cord of the phone he’s been using single handedly to get 12 points for Germany.

WHY ARE WE DOING SO WELL?

It’s sort of sad that 21 points counts as ‘so well’ tbh. Considering the top two acts have like over 200 points apiece. 

xlongbottom:

when you’re sad

remember the malta guy

ONE POINT FROM SLOVENIA.

AW YIS.

IRELAND.

I R E L A N D.